HBO vs Netflix: Royal Rumble

Ayeka

The Sopranos alone proves HBO's superiority. Quality over quantity, Ryoko.

Ryoko

Oh please! Netflix has everything! Plus I can binge without waiting a week!

Ayeka

Winter is coming! HBO brings prestige television that Netflix can only dream of!

Ryoko

That's it! I'm changing the password and you can watch your precious HBO NEVER!

Sasami

Can you two please be quiet? Some of us are trying to sleep...

Washu-chan

ENOUGH! I've got deadlines due and need my rest.

Washu-chan

Keep this up and I'll cancel both of your subscriptions.

Ryoko

Mama, chill.

Ayeka

Washu, surely you can't be serious.

Ayeka

Remember, Ryoko, you got no idea what its like to be number one.

Ryoko

Oh for crying out loud!

Ryoko

(This'll shut her up)

Ayeka

My kimono! You barbarian! You fucked up my blonde hair too, you pirate whore.

Sasami

I just wanted to sleep... but now everyone's fighting again... I miss Tenchi. He's in a mental hospital over these two.

Washu-chan

Both subscriptions cancelled. Effective immediately.

Ayeka

My Game of Thrones! My Chernobyl! How could you?!

Ryoko

Mama, no! I need my Stranger Things!

Ayeka

My precious HBO... all those beautiful shows... gone!

Ryoko

Netflix was my only joy in this house! Now I have nothing!

Sasami

Oh for goodness sake! You two are being ridiculous!

Sasami

There's this thing called the internet. You can watch everything for free if you know where to look.

Ryoko

(Sasami's a genius! Free Stranger Things!)

Ayeka

Game of Thrones without subscription fees? This is most acceptable!

Washu-chan

(Time to end this circus)

Ryoko

Mama! The screen just went black!

Ayeka

My free shows! They're gone too!

Washu-chan

Bed. Now. Or I'll block every streaming site in the galaxy.