Girl life but it's not

Dante

Like, why do you always have to be such a total try-hard? We get it, you're a storm of knowledge.

Vergil

Maybe if you studied instead of flirting with the soccer team, you'd understand calculus.

Dante

Oh my gawd! At least I have a social life, you walking encyclopedia!

Vergil

you did NOT just call me that... time to use my secret weapon.

Dante

VERGIL! That is my PRIVATE diary! How dare you read about my daddy issu-

Vergil

Too late! Already screenshot everything. The whole school's gonna know about your tragic family issues.

Dante

(Oh. My. Gosh. She wouldn't... but that's totally something she would do! I'm so done for!)

Vergil

No no no! This cannot be happening right now!

Dante

Wait... did your phone just die? Oh my gawd, that's like, karma!

Vergil

(Where is it where is it... I swear I had my charger this morning!)

Dante

Looking for this? Maybe you shouldn't have stolen my strawberry pocky last week.

Vergil

Give it! This is literally life or death, you don't understand!

Dante

Oh snap, the teachers coming back!

Vergil

Quick, act natural! And you better like give me my charger back after class!

Dante

Oh, I will and I'm going to watch you delete those screendshots, smarty!