Drunk Goddesses, Sober Otaku

Kazuma

(Finally, some peace and quiet to catch up on my reading...)

Aqua

Kazumaaa~! The party was amazing! They had this divine sake that even gods can't resist!

Fern

Master Kazuma... I believe Lady Aqua corrupted me with mortal beverages...

Konata

While you two were getting wasted, I was winning at the arcade. Some goddess you are, Aqua.

Aqua

How dare you! I'll have you know that divine beings have superior alcohol tolerance!

Fern

(Oh no, my purification magic is going haywire from the alcohol...)

Kazuma

Wait, Fern! Don't cast anything while drunk! The whole apartment--

Konata

(This is going viral for sure! Drunk mage accidentally destroys living room!)