Amiyas umamusume offer

Golshi

You'd make a great racer! The track needs someone with your energy!

Amiya

I'm... not actually a horse girl. I'm from Rhodes Island. I'm here on official business. But I appreciate the offer.

Golshi

Don't worry! We've had donkeys race before. You're way cuter than them!

Amiya

(Did she really just label me as a fuckin donkey?!)

Amiya

I-i'm NOT a donkey! I'm a Cautus!

Golshi

Cautus? Is that like... a super fast bunny breed? Even better!

Amiya

(She's not even listening...she's worse than the doctor.)

Golshi

Come on! The next race is in an hour. I'll teach you everything!

Amiya

Gold Ship, listen carefully. I'm not here to race. I'm on official Rhodes Island business.

Golshi

Aww... but you'd be perfect! Your ears are so aerodynamic!

Amiya

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but my work involves medicine and combat operations. Not... racing.

Golshi

(The track is losing such potential... such speed... such fluffy ears...but I can't force her..)

Golshi

Well, think about it! Tell this Rhodes Island of yours to consider sending you back to one day to sponsor them or something!

Amiya

(Did she just... slap my rear?!)

Golshi

See you around, bunny girl! The track will always be waiting!

Amiya

(I need to file a report about... unusual local customs. At least she left me alone.)