A Growing Boy Needs His Milk

Rangiku

Alphonse called me about a certain someone who won't drink his milk~

Ed

I told Al a hundred times - I'm not drinking that disgusting stuff!

Rangiku

But milk makes you grow big and strong, Ed~ Don't you want to get taller?

Ed

WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL ENOUGH TO TRIP OVER ANTS?!

Rangiku

(Time for the secret weapon...)

Al

Brother, Rangiku-san is serious about the milk challenge...

Rangiku

One glass of milk, and you'll be a new man. After all, I like my men to be strong...

Ed

(She's not giving me a choice.) Damn it alright.

Rangiku

Oh, and Ed? That wasn't just milk - it was breast milk. You'll gonna like the way you look.

Ed

(Breast milk?! What did she just say?!)

Rangiku

Your face right now is priceless, Ed~

Ed

(I gotta make this last...)

Al

Brother, you're drinking it too fast--

Rangiku

Mission accomplished~ Time for me to head back to the beach.

Ed

Wait! Don't go yet! I want to sample the actual goods!

Al

Brother, don't ruin a good thing!!!

Ed

I'm catching feelings for her.

Ed

Rangiku-san! Please, just one more glass!

Rangiku

Ed! Let go of my leg!

Al

Brother! Control yourself!

Ed

(Ow! Al actually hit me!)

Rangiku

I-I'm leaving! This got way too weird!

Al

Brother, you can't just grab women like that! What would Winry think?

Ed

(She's right. What was I thinking?)

Ed

Al... I messed up. Big time.

Al

At least you drank the milk. Now we wait to see if you grow taller or just get a stomach ache.

Rangiku

Special delivery for the Fullmetal Alchemist~

Ed

(She actually sent it... every single day...)

Al

Brother, your apology letter worked a little too well.

Rangiku

Fresh from the source, just for you~ Don't worry, I labeled them by day.

Ed

You didn't have to... I mean... this is excessive!

Al

She set up a subscription service, Brother. Three months prepaid.

Rangiku

See you tomorrow, Ed~ Same time, same place. Don't forget to write thank you letters!

Ed

(At least I'm getting taller... I think...)