Fast-Food Feud: InuYasha vs Vegeta

InuYasha

What is this garbage?! This meat tastes like demon carcass left in the sun!

InuYasha

Kagome, how can humans eat this slop? Even Sango's cooking is better than this!

Kagome

Inuyasha, sit down! You're causing a scene!

Kagome

Just eat like a normal person for once!

Prince

Hey, mutt! That's MY cooking you're insulting!

Prince

A dog demon who eats raw demon meat judging gourmet cuisine? How rich!

InuYasha

What did you say, you low-class punk?!

InuYasha

(This guy smells like he's from royalty... but that uniform...)

Prince

Prince of all Saiyans, reduced to flipping burgers. But at least I can cook, unlike some flea-bitten half-demon!

Kagome

Both of you, stop! Inuyasha, sit!

InuYasha

(Damn that command... but this guy's power level is off the charts...)

Prince

Tell you what, dog boy. Try this special order - made with real dinosaur meat. Maybe then you'll understand why humans line up for my cooking.

Prince

(Plus, this job pays for Bulma's shopping. Not that I'd ever admit it...)

InuYasha

I don't need your pity meal, you washed-up prince!

InuYasha

What's wrong? Can't handle the truth about your extinct monkey kingdom?

Prince

(He dares... after everything...)

Prince

Dog... you just barked up the wrong tree.

Prince

Let's see how you handle something stronger than a sit command.

InuYasha

What the hell is this?! It burns!

InuYasha

(Flea spray? This bastard...)

Kagome

Vegeta, that's industrial flea repellent! You could seriously hurt him!

InuYasha

(Can't... control... the demon blood...)

InuYasha

You want to play dirty, monkey? Let's see how you handle a full-blooded demon!

Prince

Finally! I've been dying to test my power against a real opponent!

Prince

(This pathetic job just got interesting...)

Kagome

Both of you, stop! If you destroy this restaurant, we'll all be banned from every fast food place in Tokyo!

Kagome

(Why do I always attract the most dramatic men?)

InuYasha

(The demon blood... it's taking over... this monkey prince will pay for humiliating me)

Prince

Impressive, dog breath. But you've only seen the tip of the iceberg.

Prince

(Ultra Instinct... the power that surpasses gods. Let's see how a half-demon handles divine fury)

InuYasha

Tetsusaiga! Transform to protect Kagome!

Prince

Big Bang Attack! Let's see if your precious sword can handle a planet-buster!

Kagome

The manager's coming! He's got that look... the one that means someone's getting fired!

Prince

(No... not the manager... the one who can fire even a Saiyan prince)

InuYasha

(The demon's gone... replaced by the fear of Kagome's wrath)

Kagome

Both of you are paying for this mess! That's coming out of your salaries AND your allowance! (Inuyasha: I ain't go no job!)

Prince

(Prince of all Saiyans... reduced to prison food. And that mutt actually held his own against me...)

Kagome

Vegeta, I'm so sorry about everything. Here's the letter I had to write. If its any consolation, I'm on probation for the next 15 years.

InuYasha

Heh, not bad for a washed-up prince. At least I got to fight someone strong.

Prince

Watch your tongue, half-breed! I was holding back!

InuYasha

Sure you were. That's why we're both here, right?

Kagome

Guys! You're literally in prison and you're still trying to fight!

Prince

I won't be in for long. My wife's rich until your broke ass.

InuYasha

Really? Must not be so bad being a kept man.

Prince

Not excuse I need to do some squats.