Nobara's Ladylike Meltdown

Nobara

(Why is this so hard? My hands are too rough for delicate movements...)

Mitsuri

Nobara-chan, watch my wrists. The motion should flow like water.

Nobara

(This is stupid! Why should I pretend to be something I'm not?)

Mitsuri

You're clenching the cup like it's a weapon! It's tea, not a cursed spirit!

Nobara

Maybe I should just stick to smashing curses instead of breaking your dishes!

Mitsuri

Actually... your roughness has its own charm. Let me show you the art of the "violent tea ceremony."

Nobara

(Violent tea ceremony? What kind of disaster is she planning?)

Mitsuri

Watch this! The Kanroji style "Thunderous Tea Ceremony!"

Nobara

(Hey, that looks like something I'm famous for.)

Mitsuri

Now you try! Channel that destructive energy into something beautiful!

Nobara

Heh, finally speaking my language! Here I go. (Oops, I dropped it.)

Mitsuri

That was my great-grandmother's heirloom cup! It survived three demon attacks!

Nobara

Oh shit, I'm so sorry Mitsuri. Please don't cry.

Mitsuri

You know what? Maybe you should stick to breaking curses. You're not lady like not even a tomboy. You're a dude

Nobara

Dude?! I'LL SHOW YOU DUDE!

Mitsuri

Oh no! Nobara-Chan, don't kick down my door!!! Get back here I'm sorry.

Nobara

Oh, so now you're chasing me? What happened to all that graceful ladylike energy?

Nobara

Can't even catch someone with those ridiculous melons weighing you down!

Mitsuri

(Melons?! She's talking about my...)

Nobara

At least I don't need two people to help me tie my obi every morning! Fat ass.

Mitsuri

How dare you call me fat? At least I don't scare people off with hammer. You carry nails in your mouth you unhygienic brute.

Nobara

(Damn, why you got to bring up my nails.)

Mitsuri

Get out of here.

Nobara

Fine, I'll go. This was a waste of time.

Nobara

(Okay, just walk up and say it. Simple. Not like I'm about to face a special grade curse.)

Mitsuri

(She won't come. Why would she after what I said...)

Nobara

Hey... so, uh... nice weather for cherry blossoms. I just wanted to say thanks. Using what you taught me made me socialable.

Mitsuri

Really???!!!! I didn't think you would come around...

Nobara

If you want I'll fix your door.

Nobara

Also, I... got this. It's not your grandma's cup, but it was costly.

Mitsuri

I was awful to you too. Calling you... those things. I'm sorry.

Nobara

Truce? I promise not to break any more family heirlooms.

Mitsuri

Only if you promise to let me teach you the "gentle art of not calling people fat."