Blitzball is still retarded
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Tidus
So you just hold your breath underwater for like, ten minutes straight!
Tidus
It's super easy once you get the hang of it!
Cloud Strife
How are you not dead from drowning?
Terra Branford
That doesn't make any biological sense...
Terra Branford
Even with magic, that's impossible.
Yuna
Oh! I can explain this!
Yuna
The water sphere is filled with pyreflies!
Tidus
Oh! So THAT'S how it works!
Tidus
Pyreflies make total sense now!
Clive Rosfield
What the fuck are pyreflies?!
Lightning Farron
Yeah, what ARE pyreflies exactly?
Lightning Farron
This raises more questions than answers.
Yuna
Well... do you want the long version or the short version?
Yuna
This might take a while to explain...