Blitzball is retarded
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Tidus
I'm telling you guys, I'm the star blitzball player back home!
Cloud Strife
What's blitzball?
Tidus
It's only the greatest sport ever! You play in this huge sphere of water, passing this ball around while swimming super fast!
Terra Branford
Wait... you play sports... underwater?
Zidane Tribal
How do you not drown? Do you have gills or something?
Clive Rosfield
You just hold your breath for an entire match? That sounds impossible.
Lightning Farron
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Tidus
Well... when you put it that way... I actually have no idea how we don't drown...