Part 3: Frieren's lament

Frieren

What! Trunks just rejected my marriage proposal? That damned monkey!

Haruka

Wow, even Trunks don't want you. Face it Frieren, for 1,000 years you've been unlovable. Do what you do best and go get swallowed by a trap.

Michiru

Your Honor, my wife and I represent a loving marriage that has lasted decades. Perhaps Frieren could learn something about commitment.

Fern

(Master, please stop. This is humiliating...)

Frieren

Those divorces were strategic! And Trunks will come around once he sees my dedication!

Michiru

Exhibit A: Our wedding photo from twenty years ago. Still wearing the same rings. Still in love.

Frieren

Your Honor, but what of tradition? Surely, you're not gonna let these degenerates have their way?

Haruka

Frieren, you cheated on all your exes. Don't make me bring up the abortion you had 15 years ago. (The court gasps)