Aqua's Usefulness Quest

Aqua

Today's the day I prove I'm more than just party trick material!

Kazuma

You're serving tea now? What's the catch?

Aqua

Watch this! I'll purify the water in this cup using my divine powers!

Kazuma

(She's actually serious... but knowing Aqua, this could go either way.)

Aqua

Sacred water purification! Make this water crystal clear!

Kazuma

Wait... the water's actually glowing rainbow colors? That's... actually kind of cool.

Aqua

(He smiled! Kazuma actually thinks I did something useful!)

Kazuma

This isn't going to turn me into a frog or something, right?

Kazuma

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN THIS TEA?!

Aqua

Those are the water spirits from the town well! I didn't mean to bind them!

Kazuma

They're... they're trying to enter my mouth! Make them stop!

Aqua

Spirits of the water, I release you from this earthly vessel!

Kazuma

(I can taste their tiny watery souls! This is the worst thing I've ever experienced!)

Aqua

Well... at least the tea tasted good before the whole possession thing?

Kazuma

Useful? You just force-fed me haunted tea! I'm getting Darkness to exorcise you!

Aqua

Waaah! Don't call Darkness! She'll just enjoy this too much!