Frieren vs. Sailor Love Court Clash

Frieren

Your Honor, I present evidence that the institution of marriage is being fundamentally undermined by recent rulings.

Frieren

As someone who has been around for over a thousand years. Marriage should be between a man and a woman. Its the natural order.

Fern

Frieren, you've been married four times. Your recent husband has filed for divorce like a week ago. Why do you care if gays can get married or not?

Michiru

Objection! Your Honor, this elf has been divorced four times and she's lecturing us about marriage sanctity?

Haruka

Four ex-husbands and she thinks she's the expert on what makes a marriage work?

Haruka

We've been together for decades without any paperwork!

Frieren

Ah, but each divorce taught me something valuable about what marriage should be.

Frieren

Therefore, I submit that only those with extensive marital experience should define marriage law.

Fern

Master Frieren, having four ex-husbands isn't a qualification, it's a warning sign!

Michiru

(Actually... if she keeps talking about her failures, the judge might rule in our favor just to spite her.)

Frieren

And that's why I'm preparing for my fifth marriage - to demonstrate proper traditional values!

Fern

(Oh no... she's actually engaged again? Who's the poor soul this time?)