WHAT IF… the 2004 Apprentice cast were anime heroines?

Ayanami Rei

The market analysis indicates a 0.002% probability of success.

Ayanami Rei

Yet I find this... acceptable.

Onikata Kayoko

Your data is incomplete. I've already analyzed seventeen counter-strategies.

Onikata Kayoko

Gehenna's standards demand perfection.

Shinomiya Kaguya

How quaint. You're both assuming Mr. Trump will choose based on logic.

Shinomiya Kaguya

(I could make him confess my victory first...)

Maomao

This entire business model shows symptoms of terminal inefficiency.

Maomao

I've prepared three antidotes for our presentation.

Rem

Rem has memorized all 200 pages of the business plan!

Rem

Even if Subaru isn't here, Rem will win this!

Ayanami Rei

You're fired.

Ayanami Rei

...Wait, that's his line.

Shinomiya Kaguya

While you were strategizing, I already won the audience vote on whatif.art

Shinomiya Kaguya

Turns out America loves psychological warfare.