the gross/scary McDonald’s demon run in

Kagome

The power's out everywhere but this place is still running?

InuYasha

Keh! Something's off about this place. I smell demon energy.

Sango

The employees... they're not human. Look at their eyes.

Shippo

(The burgers are moving on their own!)

InuYasha

This whole restaurant is a demon trap!

Kagome

(The monitors show... we're the only customers who've survived past midnight?)

Sango

The doors... they're gone. We're sealed inside.

Shippo

That Happy Meal toy just blinked at me!

Sango

These monitors... they're showing parallel timelines where we made different choices.

Kagome

(On the left... Kirara sleeping peacefully. On the right... me eating ramen with Miroku instead of being here...)

InuYasha

The demon energy's coming from these screens! They're feeding on our choices!

Sango

Then I'll cut through these illusions!

Kagome

Wait! What happens to us in the timelines where we never came here?!

Shippo

Too late! The Happy Meal toy I grabbed... it's the real demon! It's been recording all our timelines!

InuYasha

(The orb is pulsing... and every timeline where we exist is starting to merge into this McDonalds...)

Sango

I can see myself... infinite versions of us... all trapped in different McDonalds across every timeline!

Shippo

(The orb... it's cracking!)

InuYasha

Tch! The demon's scattering itself!

Sango

These things... they're growing legs! They're alive!

Sango

(And they smell like month-old meat...)

Shippo

They're chanting! Listen! "I'm lovin' it" in reverse!

Kagome

My sacred arrows... they're turning into french fries!

Kagome

(This is worse than the time I got stuck in that haunted hot spring...)

InuYasha

Damn it! They keep multiplying when I hit them!

Sango

(The shadow... it's forming the McDonalds logo... but with demon eyes...)

Kagome

The restaurant itself... it's the real demon!

Shippo

Actually... I've been the manager this whole time! Welcome to your new eternal shift!

Sango

(The smell... it's like death and grease mixed together...)

Sango

What... what is that thing grinding?

Sango

(The ground beef... it's forming eyeballs. Hundreds of tiny eyes...)

Sango

KAGOME! INUYASHA! THE MEAT IS ALIVE!

Sango

Don't eat anything! The break room is full of--

Sango

Where... where did everyone go?

Sango

(The meat... it's following me. Every burger in this place is moving toward me...)

Sango

This isn't just a restaurant... it's a stomach. And we're the meal.