Makima's Cellblock Seduction Fail

Makima

You're wasting your time with this silent act. We're the only two in this cell.

Heero

(Mission parameters remain unchanged. No distractions.)

Makima

You know, I've broken stronger men than you. That little princess of yours can't compare.

Heero

Don't speak her name. Ever.

Makima

(Let's see how long that resolve lasts when I make you the one thing you hate - a traitor to your mission.)

Heero

(Going into meditation state. T minus 30 seconds.)

Makima

(This is going to be harder than I thought.)

Makima

You can't avoid me forever. Even soldiers need to shower.

Heero

(Water temperature: 4°C. Heart rate: stable. Focus.)

Makima

Your precious Relena isn't here to save you. Just give in.

Heero

My loyalty isn't a weakness you can exploit. I actually have someone to go back too.

Makima

Go back too? I've heard that bullshit before. Everyone in here is forgotten about, Heero. Let's make something in here that's memorable.

Makima

JUST LET ME IN!!! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!!!!!

Heero

(Mission parameters remain intact. Returning to cell.) Good night, Makima.

Makima

(This one's going to be fun to break.)

Heero

You're not supposed to be in this block. This is maximum security for male offenders.

Makima

Born male, actually. The system's never known what to do with me. So they put me wherever causes the most chaos.

Heero

(This changes everything. Psychological profile incomplete.)

Makima

That's why I understood Denji so well. Young, confused, desperate for connection... just like I was.

Heero

You groomed a minor. That's why you're really here.

Makima

Groomed, taught, molded... same thing. He was so eager to please. Just like you'll be, once you realize no one's coming for you.

Heero

(This entire situation is absurd. A war criminal laughing at a sex offender. What would Relena think?) What a joke.

Heero

Good night, Makima. Sweet dreams about all the lives you've ruined.

Makima

(Laugh while you can, soldier boy. Tomorrow, you learn why they put me in here with the men.)

Heero

(Sleep cycle disrupted. 0600 hours. Something's wrong.)

Makima

Good morning, soldier boy. Time to surrender to me. Feel my power, feel my lust.

Heero

Get off me! I told you I love Relena!!!!

Makima

Your precious Relena can't save you now. You're mine.

Heero

(Target acquired. Execute.)

Makima

(Mission... failed...) Damn, they weren't kidding when they said he's a war criminal.

Heero

Guard! Medical emergency in cell 7!

Heero

That'll show her. If anyone's doing the grooming, then it's gonna be me. (Mission complete: I didn't get groomed like Denji.)