POV: you enter sainsbury's

Aqua

(Why is it so cold? My divine powers are failing...)

Darkness

The sausages... must... endure this suffering...

Kazuma

Wait! Don't go in there! The AC is broken on max!

Aqua

I... can't... my body... turning to ice...

Darkness

(Finally... the icy embrace of death I've always desired... wait, this is just a supermarket?)

Kazuma

I tried to warn you idiots! Now you're both frozen solid!

Aqua

(At least... I died... doing what I loved... buying discount sausages...)

Kazuma

Great. Now I have to explain to the manager why there are two idiot ice sculptures blocking the sausage aisle...