Bust Potion Pandemonium!

Maomao

(Another day stuck here. My shop gone, my research wasted...)

Lina

Are you Maomao? I need your help with something super important!

Maomao

Let me guess. Another ridiculous potion request?

Lina

Just... a small growth formula. Nothing major!

Naga

Ohoho! Still trying to compete with me, little girl?

Naga

Some things just can't be fixed with magic! Not all the brews in the world can fix those Itty bitty bits you call a chest. Ha!!

Maomao

(Her pride's wounded. Maybe just this once...)

Maomao

I'll brew it. But remember - magical enhancements always have... side effects.

Lina

(Finally! Let's see who'll be laughing now!)

Lina

T-This wasn't supposed to hurt... I wanted to be beautiful, not a damn hunchback.

Maomao

Your spine's compensating for the sudden weight. Let me prepare a counteragent.

Lina

Absolutely not! I can handle a little back pain. I'm special for once.

Naga

Oh my! Look who's finally getting a taste of reality!

Naga

All that magic and you still can't walk straight! How does it feel, little girl?

Naga

I can walk gracefully with posture. You look like a sagging bag of oranges. Pathetic, ha!!!

Lina

(I'll show her. Just need to... walk it off...)

Maomao

(The growth formula's temporary. But pride? That's permanent poison.)

Lina

My magic... it's... gone?!

Naga

(Without her spells, she's just a flat-chested girl with back problems...)

Lina

It's... it's gone. Everything's back to normal. I'm flat again!

Naga

Ohohoho! Did you really think magic could fix what nature denied you?

Lina

SHUT UP! You've been nothing but cruel since we got here!

Lina

I hate you! I hate your stupid perfect body and your stupid laugh! I HATE YOU!!! FUCK OFF YOU COW!!!

Maomao

Even in this district I get no peace. (Fuck my life....)

Naga

Such language from a little girl who can't even handle her own insecurities!

Lina

Naga, I'm going through shit and here you are piling on. You suck as a friend.

Maomao

I never said that was the only formula I know. Sometimes the best revenge...

Maomao

(is letting natural justice take its course.)

Naga

(Wait... why does everything feel... heavier?)

Lina

(Why did I think magic could fix everything...)

Maomao

Real strength isn't measured in cup sizes. It's measured in who you choose to be when no one's watching.

Naga

(What is happening to my... these are definitely bigger...)

Naga

This isn't possible! My outfit wasn't designed for... for this!

Maomao

(A growth formula that transfers proportionally. Simple physics, really.)

Naga

I... I need to go! This isn't over!

Lina

Ha ha ha!!! Serves you right Naga. Thanks for the pep talk Maomao. I feel better.

Maomao

To natural justice. Sometimes the best solutions don't require magic at all. (I need a vacation.)