Vegeta's Brutal Boot-Camp

Prince

Welcome to my boot camp, weaklings! One push-up for every pound you need to lose!

Peter

But I just did 300 pounds worth! That's like... a lot of push-ups!

Usagi

Maybe we should focus on health, not just weight loss? Everyone's body is beautiful!

Prince

Beautiful? BEAUTIFUL?! There's no room for weakness in my gym! Drop and give me twenty chubs!

Peter

(He'll never notice if I just have one little snack...)

Prince

Did you really think I couldn't smell that protein bar from across the room? Now you'll BOTH do double time!

Usagi

(Time to show him that strength comes in all shapes and sizes...)

Prince

Round two! Let's see how long you can last without your precious snacks, Griffin! You're more pretentious than that clown Kakarot.

Peter

(Just one bag of chips... what's the worst that could happen?)

Peter

Heh heh... jackpot!

Usagi

Vegeta! This isn't healthy! You're creating an unhealthy relationship with food!

Prince

Another lap for questioning my methods, moon girl!

Peter

(Wait... I lost three pounds? From eating candy?!)

Usagi

Maybe the real secret is balance, not extremes. Vegeta... I challenge you to a different kind of competition!

Prince

(What kind of trickery is this?)

Usagi

Endurance race. One lap for every pound you think we need to lose. But here's the twist - no super speed, just pure human limits.

Prince

Foolish girl. I've trained across galaxies. Your human stamina is nothing.

Peter

Go Usagi! Win this for all us chubby people! I'll be your official snack sponsor!

Prince

(Her breathing is labored. She'll collapse within five laps. Pathetic.)

Usagi

(Sorry Vegeta, but you said no super speed... you didn't say anything about Sailor Scout endurance!)

Prince

Impossible! How is she... maintaining this pace?!

Peter

(What's this hidden in Vegeta's locker... old photos?)

Prince

Griffin! Don't touch that! Those are... PRIVATE!

Peter

Oh my god! Is this you Vegeta? You were like... a balloon! A grumpy balloon!

Prince

(That was before... before I learned what true strength meant. Before the shame drove me to become this...)

Usagi

You know what, Vegeta? What's really going on? Why are you so hard on us?

Prince

You know NOTHING about weakness! About being laughed at!

Prince

(They called me Fat-geta... every planet I visited, every tournament...)

Prince

I swore I'd never be weak again! Never be the joke!

Usagi

Vegeta... we understand. But hurting us won't heal you.

Peter

Listen man, they called me a walking bean bag chair. There's no reason to be a dick to us.

Prince

I... I became the bully I hated. I'll be better. We'll be better.

Usagi

Together then? No more extremes, just healthy choices?

Peter

Group hug! But maybe after we shower... I smell like a gym sock's armpit.