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Makima
Gentlemen, let's play a game. Whoever impresses me most gets to leave... eventually.
Ubel
Interesting. I wonder what happens to those who bore you?
Ubel
My magic could make them disappear completely.
Toga Himiko
Ooh, can I go first? I promise I'll make it... memorable!
Toga Himiko
Your blood type looks delicious, by the way.
Mei Mei
Five million yen per minute. Cash upfront, or my crows start collecting... interest.
Konan
Such crude methods. True power lies in elegance... and patience.
Konan
These paper cuts can be... quite artistic.
Daki
Why rush the fun? The Entertainment District taught me... anticipation is everything.
Bambietta Basterbine
Ugh, all this talking. Just explode them already.
Bambietta Basterbine
Though I suppose making them squirm has its charms.
Makima
Look at them. Despite everything, they can't look away.
Makima
The real question is... who here is actually in control?