Nami's Bruise Apology Arc

Luffy

The bruises on Usopp's face are from your fists, not any enemy!

Nami

He deserved it for wasting my tangerines on that stupid experiment!

Zoro

Your navigation saved us, but your temper leaves us walking wounded. Talking to you makes us feel like we're walking on eggshells.

Chopper

(These fractures... they're all from the same pattern of impact...)

Nami

Those are just accidents! Everyone gets hurt on adventures!

Luffy

Then prove it. The next enemy we face, you fight with the same fury you use on us.

Nami

(When did I start saving my worst violence for my own crew?)

Chopper

Nami... your knuckles are bleeding too. When you hurt them, you hurt yourself.

Nami

Three punches. That's all it took to break his jaw!

Chopper

(Her smile... it's the same one she had when she broke my thermometer...)

Zoro

Nami... your eyes are doing that scary sparkle thing again... It's like when you pickpocket someone.

Luffy

Hey. That's not the same look you had when you fought for us.

Luffy

You look like you're trying to prove something to yourself.

Nami

What's that supposed to mean? You wanted me to hit enemies instead of you!

Luffy

But you're still hitting something that hurts you more than them.

Nami

(Every time I hit them... I'm really hitting the map... the one that killed Belle-mère...)

Nami

I can't stop seeing her face in every enemy route... every island we pass...

Nami

I'm scared, Luffy. What if I'm sailing us toward another Arlong? What if we wind up like my mom, Bellemeré?

Zoro

Remember when Nami punched that Sea King so hard it apologized to her?

Chopper

Or when she made that Marine captain cry by calculating his interest rate!

Luffy

She's so scary, even her weather staff gets nervous when she's mad!

Nami

You idiots... making fun of me when I'm literally bleeding...

Zoro

Without your navigation, we'd still be circling Reverse Mountain like idiots.

Chopper

And you always know when someone's sick before they even sneeze!

Nami

(Sanji... sold to Makoto Kino... they don't know...)

Luffy

Nami? Your face just went white... what's wrong?

Nami

I... I need to tell you all something about Sanji...

Nami

I sold Sanji to Makoto Kino... Sailor Jupiter... for 3,000,000 berries.

Nami

Sanji was harassing me every day and I thought pairing him with a strong transgender woman would set him straight. (Ha! straight.)

Luffy

YOU WHAT?! THAT'S WHY THERE'S BEEN NO GOOD FOOD ON THIS SHIP?!!! NAMI HOW DARE YOU?!!! YOU OUGHT TO WALK THE PLANK!!!!

Zoro

Hey! I worked hard on that onigiri. You all don't appreciate grit.

Luffy

Bring him back! I don't care if she's Sailor Jupiter or Sailor Moon!

Luffy

I need my meat! My stomach is eating itself!

Nami

I tried! Makoto's stronger than she looks - she has lightning powers!

Nami

Besides, Sanji has been domesticated by her.

Chopper

You mean Makoto turned out Sanji??.... Oh no....

Luffy

Then I'll get him back myself! No one keeps my cook!

Luffy

Makoto Kino, Sailor Jupiter, whatever! I'm bringing Sanji home!

Nami

Luffy if you do this, then we could be at war with the Sailor Scouts. Sailor Moon already got Goku. How can we fight them?

Nami

Makoto used to be a guy and still can crush streets with her thunder bolts.

Luffy

Oh fucking well!!! No one takes my cook from MY CREW!!! SANJI, WE'RE COMING TO SAVE YOU!!!