Hardbass & Gunfire: Panzer Meme-Off
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Katyusha
Your American tanks can't handle true Soviet engineering.
Kay
At least we measure distance in freedom units.
Katyusha
(Hardbass intensifies)
Kay
What the hell is a kilometer!?
Katyusha
Show me your "superior" tactics then.
Kay
(Time to reveal the Saunders surprise...)
Katyusha
(What is she pulling out?)
Kay
Let's settle this debate the American way!
Katyusha
(The floor is dropping!)
Kay
Welcome to Saunders VR Combat Simulator!
Katyusha
You dare shrink the great Katyusha!?
Kay
(First to three hits loses... and has to admit whose tanks are superior)
Katyusha
(Time for the secret Soviet technology...)
Kay
Is that... a vodka-powered tank!?
Katyusha
In Soviet VR, vodka makes tanks stronger!
Katyusha
This is cheating! Reset me immediately!
Admit defeat or stay tiny forever!
(Time for the ultimate American weapon...)
Katyusha
The ceiling... it's opening!
Let freedom ring!
Katyusha
(By Lenin's beard, I'm being abducted by capitalism itself!)
Looks like the eagle has landed!
Katyusha
(This isn't over, Kay...)