Youth Potion, Dragon-less Style!

Maomao

(Another old hag. Probably here for some skin treatment. How tedious. I used to cure poisonings for Pete's sake.)

Bulma

Are you Maomao? They say you're the queen of the brew. I need help, my crow's feet are showing.

Maomao

Youth potions are dangerous. I don't brew them for vanity. I spent years building immunity just to be reduced to this.

Bulma

I'll pay triple your usual rate. Please, just this once.

Maomao

(This could fund my research for months... but the side effects...) Fine I'll see what I can do.

Sasuke

Here's hoping she'll see me next.

Kazuma

Hey! I got an appointment too.

Bulma

Ha ha ha!!! It's like I'm 23 again.

Kazuma

Listen, I need a love potion. Something that'll make girls fall for me instantly!

Maomao

Those don't exist. And if they did, I'd never sell them. Learn some social skills.

Kazuma

Come on! You made Bulma young again! I saw her leave looking like a college student!

Maomao

(He won't stop pestering me... but maybe I can teach him a lesson.)

Maomao

One drop. That's all you need. Any more and... well, let's just say moderation is key.

Kazuma

(Screw moderation! I'm using the whole thing!)

Kazuma

W-why are there so many girls here?!

Maomao

(The potion amplifies existing attraction. Every woman who thought "he's kinda cute" now thinks "I MUST have him." Enjoy the attention.)

Sasuke

My turn yet?

Sasuke

I need something to make the darkness go away. I keep seeing my clan get wiped out, my brother Itachi...

Maomao

Darkness isn't a symptom I can treat. Speak plainly.

Sasuke

My daughter... Sarada. I've failed her in every way that matters. I can't even face her.

Sasuke

I was too late. Always too late. She grew up without her father's smile.

Maomao

(Guilt-induced depression. The most dangerous kind. But this formula...)

Maomao

Drink. But know this - happiness extracted from grief is never free.

Sasuke

(The weight... it's lifting. I feel... light?)

Sasuke

Sarada! I'll throw her the biggest birthday party! With balloons and cake and clowns!

Maomao

(The dosage was too strong. He's not just happy - he's euphoric. This won't end well.)

Maomao

(Great the damned health department shut me down. I guess its back to the pleasure district.)

Bulma

Maomao! I brought you something. My skin's never been better, but I heard about the shutdown.

Kazuma

I brought chocolates but they're STILL following me! Three weeks of this!

Sasuke

Sarada loved the party! She said I'm the best dad ever! Well, until the potion wore off...

Maomao

(This is my penance. A lifetime of botched formulas and desperate clients.)

Bulma

What's this? "Emergency use only - reverses all previous treatments"? Maomao, what did you do?

Maomao

Consider it my parting gift. You'll need it when the side effects compound. Good luck because I am NOT coming back.