Namekian racism

Goku

Hey Piccolo, you ever notice how you look like someone left a cucumber in the fridge too long?

Piccolo

Real mature, Goku. are you that bored you're resorting to namekian racism?

Goku

I'm just saying, if we ever run out of food, we could probably pickle you and save the planet!

Piccolo

You may have become stronger. But I will pummel you until that mouth of yours stops moving.

Goku

Careful now, we can't have you bruising that texture of yours, before we can salvage any part that's ripe!

Piccolo

You better gather the dragon balls for a revival, but not for me!

Goku

(Maybe I should have taunted Mr.Satan instead..)