Scissor Squad Shenanigans

Harley

So, Ryuko-chan, tell Mama Harley why you're so angry all the time~

Ryuko

I'm not angry. I'm just... *tch*... why am I even here?

Harley

Let's see you yelled at your girlfriend, fat shamed a fan, and chased a vendor out with a baseball bat.

Ryuko

HEY! That vendor had it coming. He had the nerve to charge me five dollars for a hot dog, fuck that.

Harley

Now now, is that the way you're supposed to handle things sweety?

Ryuko

I'm getting PISSED OFF!!!

Harley

I love getting a rise out of you.

Harley

Anger is just energy without direction, honey. Let’s give yours a career path.

Ryuko

What kind of doctor are you? I bet you don't even have a license.

Harley

I'll have you now I graduated top of my class. Here's my diploma.

Ryuko

BULLSHIT!!!! YOU'RE A FUCKING LOON!!!

Harley

Temper, temper there girlie. I could give you direction, you know? I was just like you.

Ryuko

What do you mean?

Harley

Let me tell you...

Ryuko

(Where the hell did she drop me? This isn't a normal basement...)

Harley

Welcome to my humble abode, Ryuko-chan! Much cozier than that stuffy office, right?

Ryuko

Cut the crap! What kind of twisted game are you playing?

Harley

(He used to call them love marks. Every scar was a reminder of how much he "cared.")

Ryuko

Those... those aren't just stories, are they?

Harley

He made me think anger was weakness. But you... you wear yours like armor. I'm jealous.

Ryuko

(Her pain feels real... but something's not right about this place.)

Harley

You know what they say about misery loving company... Welcome to the team, partner.

Ryuko

What fucking team? I'll never join you sick clown outfit. You think you can play me?

Harley

Aww, kitty's got claws! Let's see how sharp they really are!

Ryuko

You're not the first psycho with a bat I've dealt with!

Harley

Home run, princess! Maybe you'll listen better with stars floating around your head!

Ryuko

(She's faster than she looks... but she's playing with her food.)

Ryuko

Senketsu! Let's show this clown what real power looks like!

Harley

My lucky bat... you little—

Ryuko

Thought you could manipulate me like some broken doll? Please. I've fought actual gods.

Ryuko

Go home to Gotham, clown. Your therapy sessions suck.