Deadpool Cock block’s Vergils Night

Vergil

(Finally, a moment of peace after all that demon hunting.)

Carmilla

You look so tense, my dear Vergil. Let us help you... unwind properly.

Ishtar

Tonight, you're ours entirely. No demon business, no Yamato... just us.

Deadpool

(Man, the readers are gonna love this. Hot tub scene with two gorgeous ladies? Classic harem trope!)

Vergil

That voice... where have I heard it before?

Carmilla

Eyes on us, not whatever phantom you're hearing. We're very much real.

Deadpool

(Plot twist incoming in 3... 2... 1... Oh wait, I already spoiled it by talking to you guys. Fourth wall problems!)

Vergil

(That voice again... why won't it stop?)

Ishtar

Forget the voices, darling. Focus on what's right in front of you.

Carmilla

We've been so patient, haven't we, Ishtar? Time to collect our reward.

Deadpool

(Oops! Looks like someone's about to get lucky... NOT! Gotta love being the ultimate wingman cockblock!)

Vergil

Deadpool. I know that's you, you mercenary bastard!

Ishtar

Vergil! Sit down, you're ruining the mood!

Deadpool

(And that's how you save a man's virtue, folks! You're welcome, Vergil. The readers will definitely ship this... or maybe they wanted to see more?)

Vergil

(This isn't over, Wade. I'll find you, mask or no mask.)