Drink gasoline = ?

Usagi

Okay girls, this is it. Reddit told me one sip and we'll unlock cosmic-level powers!

Mercury

(I could tell them they are wrong, but usagi will yell at me if I don't do this.)

Makoto

To hell with logic! If this gives me lightning powers on steroids, I'm in!

Mercury

Wait! um I don't think this is a bright id-

Makoto

Something's wrong... my lightning just shot out my ass!

Usagi

This isn't new powers... this is my body trying to process poison! reddit has forsaken me!

Mercury

Eh..they will probably be fine. Right?