An odyssey in Capsule Corp

Mihoshi

Oopsie! I think I mixed up the growth serum with the shrinking formula again!

Kiyone

That's the third time this week, Mihoshi! We're supposed to be elite scientists!

Bulma

Kiyone, maybe we need to consider that Mihoshi might have... special needs.

Kiyone

What?! Boss, you can't be serious. She's just... clumsy, right?

Mihoshi

Huh? Is something wrong with my brain? I thought I was doing great!

Bulma

These neural patterns suggest developmental differences. We should run more tests.

Mihoshi

(This means I get cookies later or something.)

Kiyone

(Oh god. After all my years in the galaxy police. I'm still stuck with Mihoshi. Now she might be retarded. Fuck my life...)

Bulma

(These results... its worse than I thought.)

Bulma

Corporate wants me to let Mihoshi go. Effective immediately. As the CEO I value the disabled community. I won't let you go.

Kiyone

(What a relief, we won't be fired.)

Bulma

New assignment. Both of you. Inventory management. Storage level B-7.

Bulma

Consider it... protective reassignment.

Mihoshi

Wow, we get to work together! This is like old times!

Kiyone

(Old times? We were elite detectives, not... not janitors!)

Kiyone

Do you even understand what you've done to my career? You can't even count past ten without using your fingers! I'm SICK OF BEING LINKED TO YOU!!!

Mihoshi

I... I thought we were partners...

Bulma

I just remembered, Vegeta hasn't cleaned his training chamber yet.

Kiyone

(I can't do this anymore. I won't let her drag me down again.) I'm done carrying you!!! I'm out of this bitch.

Mihoshi

Kiyone, wait! The stairs are wet!!!

Kiyone

(Oh shit!)

Mihoshi

Kiyoni!

Mihoshi

I got you...

Kiyone

Mihoshi... you... you saved me?

Mihoshi

I always will. You're my best friend, I love you sis.

Kiyone

Mihoshi, I'm so sorry.

Bulma

(Sometimes the best experiments are the ones we don't plan.)

Bulma

Today we celebrate inclusion and diversity at Capsule Corp. Every mind matters! Today we honor Mihoshi who saved Kiyoni from a fall.

Mihoshi

Thanks, boss!

Kiyone

(Let anyone try to hurt her...)

Bulma

You think you're funny, making jokes about disabilities? Get out of my building.

Kiyone

Mihoshi saved my life with her quick thinking. What have YOU ever done besides spread ignorance?

Mihoshi

I'm not disabled. I'm Mihoshi Kuramitsu. And I'm exactly who I need to be.

Bulma

Speaking of quick thinking... who's ready to test my new empathy-inducing cookies?

Mihoshi

(Sometimes the best revenge is living well... and maybe making bullies taste their own medicine.)