City Pop vs EDM Roast Battle

Miku

City pop is literally dead, Teto. We're doing hyperpop with drill beats.

Mad Dog

Seriously, Kiryu-Chan. We need something for the era.

Teto

At least city pop has soul, not whatever algorithmic trash you two churn out.

Kiryu

Teto's right. Real music needs emotion, not just autotune and meme references.

Miku

Says the guy who sounds like he's gargling gravel through a voice changer.

Mad Dog

Kiryu's voice is more present in the karaoke bar than with his kids.

Teto

Your "character" sounds like a dying fax machine! At least Kiryu's trying something new!

Kiryu

(These kids don't know real music... but that fax machine comment was uncalled for.)

Mad Dog

Actually... why don't we let the audience decide? Livestream this trainwreck.

Miku

WAIT-

Kiryu

(The stream already has 50,000 viewers... and they're voting for city pop.)

Kiryu

Fine. Let's settle this properly.

Kiryu

(City pop isn't just nostalgia... it's about heart.)

Kiryu

(Every note carries the weight of memories...)

Teto

Kiryu... your voice actually has soul...

Miku

(The votes are climbing... 60,000... 65,000...)

Miku

Watch and learn, boomers.

Miku

(Let's see them handle 180 BPM with glitch breaks...)

Mad Dog

My turn! Time for the Mad Dog's EDM breakdown!

Mad Dog

(Drop the bass like it's a yakuza turf war!)

Teto

You want a battle? Let's make it a trio!

Teto

(My UTAU power... combined with city pop's essence...)

Kiryu

(They're good... but I haven't shown them everything yet.)

Miku

Wait... the stream title changed to "Dragon's Den Karaoke Battle Royale?!"

Mad Dog

(Half a million viewers... and they're all waiting for what happens next...)

Mad Dog

500k viewers and climbing. We just became the hottest ticket in town.

Miku

The venue just announced... sold out in 47 seconds. All because of our mess.

Kiryu

So now we have to perform together. After that disaster.

Teto

The fans want us to recreate that chaos live. They think it was intentional!

Mad Dog

Which means we need a new arrangement. Something that combines... everything.

Miku

(If we're doing this, I'm making it legendary. Time to break the algorithm.)

Kiryu

Fine. But we do this my way. Real instruments, real vocals. No shortcuts.

Mad Dog

(Ten minutes until we go live. And the chat's already calling it the concert of the century.)

Teto

Guys... the stream platform just flagged our performance. They're demanding we sign a contract mid-show.

Miku

(Exclusive streaming rights for five years... they want to own our collaboration forever.)