Deadpool talk #4 (WITHOU GPOOL HERE FINALLY)
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Deadpool
Hello guys, my name is Marki-Deadpool and I'm officially back! Love the Markiplier reference A. Anyways, A has kept their promise and invited the one-
Gwen
-Gwenpool! What's up guys! Man flny first cameo, pretty nervous about it. Glad you allowed me to join Mr. A. And also give DP a mouth on the next one.
Deadpool
Fuck you GPool. And also, Mr. A?! You can drop the formalities ok Gwen? He's uncomfortable with it. And also use more dialogue in the box, it's wasted
Gwen
Really? Let me show you how it's done then! breathes* supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. See? I've used up so many words! And plus I'm running out b-
Deadpool
Tch, teenagers.🙄 Anyways we're getting carried away among ourselves, I wanna talk about some other stuff like the SAO Mermaid streak A just did.
Gwen
Oh yeah! Crap, I got carried away! Sorry DP! I was just so excited about this! Damn that word was tiring, how'd Mary Poppins do it so easily?!
Deadpool
Eh, it's fine. Now onto the next page shall we? I wanna do something unexpected might as well to you Gwenpool since we're on the topic of Mermaids ♥️
Gwen
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL JUST HAPPENED TO MY LEGS?! DEADPOOL WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!
Deadpool
Nice one A! Ok, 1st, It wasn't me, it was A and I requested it. 2. How's it feel to be a mermaid again? Thought since we're on Mermaids you should to!
Gwen
I can't even stand up! Why did you agree A?!(A: Thought it'd be funny and ironic lol)(DP: nice)
Deadpool
Wow... Now the AI's giving me the Joker treatment again. Must be karma, if that exists in here anyways, so how's it feeling to wiggle your tail GPool?
Gwen
The tail feels so wrong, weird and feels so strange, it's sensitive too! I hate this! I'm just lucky that Light isn't here during the Mermaid Note ag-
Deadpool
Hey Gwen, look what I found in the back there - an aquarium for your fat ass to swim in! Enjoy it!
Gwen
You're not telling me you plan to make me a mermaid forever right? Right A? Right Anonymous...?
Deadpool
That's for our fellow viewers to decide! Look into the camera GPool! Say Fish!
Gwen
The tail's still here! Please turn me back! I don't want to have a wiggling tail forever! 😭
Deadpool
(Come on A, don't wuss out now. The mermaid bit is comedy gold! And the viewers get to have fan service!)
Gwen
Wait... it's working! My legs are coming back! Thank you Anonymous 🥺
Deadpool
No no no! We had something beautiful here! The readers were loving it! Just because I said it was fanservice then you stopped it! FUCK
Gwen
Yes! Human again! Take that, fish legs!
Deadpool
(Fine, if A won't keep the bit going... I'll just have to improvise.)
Deadpool
Catch Gwen! Consider this a parting gift from your friend!
Gwen
Is this... a mermaid costume? Really? REALLY Deadpool? Of all things you really like being a pervert dontchya? Man I hate you so much!
Deadpool
What can I say? They call me the Merc with a Mouth for a reason, and plus you do look cute in that
Deadpool
Wait... Gwen. The mermaid transformation. Why do I feel like I'm forgetting why it happen- oh. CRAP I FORGOT! I wanted to talk about A's Mermaid strea
Gwen
Oh shit! You're right! We should talk about it, the stories ending soon!
Deadpool
So, A's been on a Mermaid streak huh, must have got nothing better to do.(A: HEY!) Mb gang, is that what people say nowadays? Our Generation changed.😔
Gwen
I mean quite true, why does A do Mermaid stories, I mean there's so many stuff that can be turned into stories but why Mermaids?
Deadpool
Hm, let's ask em ourselves shall we? (A: Sure! So basically I just find it - so I did this lol and eventually did this stuff lol.)
Gwen
Hey! You didn't answer our question! You just blocked your own response, you really don't plan on saying huh? (A: Nope 😀) Damn it
Deadpool
There you have it folks! A truely is the definition of Anonymous! Guess we'll never know.. GOD PLEASE TELL US!
Gwen
Welp, story's ending, see you in the next DP talk issue! Thx again for letting me on here(though DP is so fucking annoying you get me? A: Yes lol)
Deadpool
Hey! Anon-y-mous-kun, I heared you talking shit about me (A: OH F-) Nuh uh, I ain't letting this slide, gimme my chimichangas(A: but GPool is here?)rn