Jiraiya's Place
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Jiraiya
Hey kid, why does your little friend never walks? Her leg muscles too weak?
Paimon
Paimon is NOT weak! Paimon chooses to float because walking is for land-dwellers!
Paimon
Hmph! Paimon is perfectly capable of walking if Paimon wanted to!
Uzumaki Naruto
Ero-sennin, you're gonna make Paimon cry... She gets really sensitive about the floating thing.
Uzumaki Naruto
Remember last time when someone called her a "floating emergency food"?
Jiraiya
W-wait! I didn't mean it like that! I was just curious about the aerodynamics!
Jiraiya
You're clearly the most advanced floating technique I've ever seen!
Paimon
That's right! Paimon is the ultimate floating companion! Not emergency food, not weak legs!
Paimon
Maybe Paimon should teach you old man how to float properly!