Boy Behind Bars: Prison Princess Panic!

Shinji

(This isn't the right place... this is definitely not the right place...)

Revy

Well, well, well... what do we have here?

Toga

Awww, she's so scared! This is delicious!

Harley

Hold up, girls! Check out the merchandise downstairs!

Revy

Holy shit... that's a boy!

Shinji

Please don't look at me like that!

Toga

He's OUR little brother now! I'll call him Shin-chan!

Revy

Welcome to the family, kid. Try not to die in here.

Shinji

(How did my life get to this point...)

Revy

Thirty-seven... thirty-eight... C'mon princess, show me what you got!

Shinji

(I can't... my arms won't move...)

Toga

Go Shin-chan! You can do it! Pretend you're running from a scary angel!

Revy

Look, I'm making it easier for you. One hand tied behind my back!

Shinji

(This is worse than fighting an Eva...)

Harley

Aww, poor baby bird fell from the nest. Hey Red, looks like we got ourselves a new chew toy!

Revy

Pick him up, girls. We're gonna make a man out of this little princess... starting tomorrow.

Shinji

(What have I gotten myself into...)

Shinji

(Can't breathe... this place... I want to go home...)

Revy

Oi, kid. Some of us are trying to sleep here. Shut it or I'll crack you one on the jaw.

Shinji

(Father... Misato... anyone... please...)

Harley

Hey there, sugar. You're making more noise than a hyena on helium. What's eating you?

Toga

Is Shin-chan having a nightmare? Can I hug him back to sleep?

Harley

Back off, Togsy. This one's mine. Kid, you're gonna tell Auntie Harley everything. Spill.

Shinji

One day I went from saving the world from angels and now I'm in prison. The world's a cunt... I wish I was free

Harley

First session: Patient exhibits severe abandonment issues, possible PTSD. Diagnosis: You're too damn soft for this place, kid.

Revy

(Damn it... even I'm not heartless enough for this...)

Harley

Listen up, pumpkin. You don't belong here. But until we get you out, you've got three crazy sisters watching your back. Sweet dreams.

Shinji

I'm not going. You can't make me. I finally have a home here. Look i did one sit up today thanks to Revy.

Harley

Oh pumpkin, you got your walking papers. Time to fly the coop!

Toga

Shin-chan can't leave! Who will play with me?

Revy

Kid, you're pissing me off. Outside people would kill for this chance.

Shinji

(This is the first place I ever felt... safe. Strong. Real.) I have no real friends outside besides a crazy German and a clone of my mom. I wanna stay

Harley

Snap out of it, boy! You think this is where you belong? This is no place for you, NOW SCRAM!!!

Shinji

(She's right... I miss my graham crackers.)

Harley

Listen close, pumpkin. Out there, you're still needed. Besides, a guy like you is too cute to be in here. The other ladies can't be held back no more.

Shinji

Then I'll go... but I'll visit when I can. Take care sis