Magical Girl Beef the finale.
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Sakura
Big Momma Sakura is feeling generous today. Go ahead pawn your magical trinkets to me. Join my label and I'll spare your lives.
Ami
You murdered our friends and now you want us to work for you? I got a mine to beat you to death you damned midget.
Rei
You poisoned Usagi, then got the nerve to ask us to join your label? Ooohhh I can't wait to light your ass up.
Amelia
In the name of justice, I WILL SLAY YOU!!!! They're still finding parts of Miss Lina all over the parking lot.
Sakura
Aww? The three babies want to fight momma? Let me tell you, this magical girl shit is mine!!! I run all of you. So get down or lay down.
Ami
Such arrogance. She acts like I can't spank her. How are we being shook by a child?
Sakura
You got 72 hours. Don't make me me wait or else you'll wind up full of holes in an alley like Madoka.
Rei
Looks like I'm going back to jail. Ami hold me back.
Rei
(They killed Usagi. They killed Lina. Now that midget wants us to bow? Time to burn this empire down.)
Amelia
Your flow is fire! When this drops, Big Momma's gonna feel that heat!
Ami
This is getting out of hand. What if she retaliates harder? We're already on borrowed time.
Rei
Small-time tyrant wearing grown-up clothes. Your daddy turned your mom into a ho. How a grown ass man chasing a 15 year old
Amelia
That's it. Light her ass up.
Sakura
Number one on every chart? That BITCH DISSED MY PARENTS!!!! OH HELL NO!!!!
Sakura
(They want a war? I'll give them a massacre. Starting with that studio.)
Ami
Rei's track just hit ten million streams. And... someone's hacking our systems.
Rei
(After that diss track went viral, Sakura's empire is finally crumbling. Time to celebrate with some actual food.)
Amelia
Your track destroyed her credibility. Every comment section is roasting Big Momma now.
Ami
Rei, we should leave. My security app is picking up suspicious heat signatures outside.
Rei
Let them come. I'm not running from that midget's goons anymore.
Amelia
(The windows exploded inward and— Rei!)
Rei
Oh shit.... I'm hit
Amelia
(She's not moving. The shrine maiden outfit is turning crimson. This wasn't supposed to happen.) My leg...
Ami
REI! Oh god, there's so much blood— Amelia, stay with me! Don't close your eyes!
Sakura
(Rei's done for, Amelia's crippled, and Ami's probably crying in some alley. Big Momma always wins.)
Sakura
(Time to disappear for a while. Let them think I'm scared. Then I'll come back and finish what I started.)
Ami
The fuck do you think you're going?
Sakura
Ami? How did you—
Ami
(First shot's for Usagi.)
Sakura
FUCK.... YOU LAME BITCH. I CAN'T DIE HERE....
Ami
This shits over. Big Momma Sakura, more like a big joke. You should have hired better gunners.
Ami
That's for everyone you've killed. Rei, Usagi, Lina, and Madoka. Rest easy my friends.