Poisoned affections Demon Slayer in turmoil

Poison

So this Zenitsu kid has a thing for your sister? How... predictable.

Tanjiro

Just... don't give him a good time. He's my friend, but I need him away from Nezuko.

Tanjiro

(Maybe this was a bad idea...)

Zenitsu

TANJIRO! YOU SAID THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO WANTED TO MEET-

Zenitsu

(She's... perfect. Pink hair, confident smile... Nezuko who?)

Poison

Hey there, cutie. Heard you're into strong women who could kick your ass.

Poison

Name's Poison. And you must be the infamous Zenitsu I keep hearing about.

Poison

Here's the thing, sweetheart... I'm not exactly what you're expecting. But I promise...

Poison

...I'm everything you never knew you wanted.

Zenitsu

(Wait... that voice... those hands... oh no. OH NO. She's... but she's so pretty and-)

Tanjiro

(I should have told him sooner... but this is actually kind of perfect.)

Tanjiro

(Poison and Zenitsu never came back last night... what did I do?)

Zenitsu

TANJIRO! YOU KNEW! YOU KNEW AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!

Tanjiro

Zenitsu, I can explain-

Tanjiro

I just wanted you to stop chasing Nezuko! She's like 12 bro. I just wanted you to be with a woman for once.

Zenitsu

A WOMAN?? TANJIRO, POISON USED TO BE A MAN!!!!! IF NOT FOR MY WATER BREATHING TECHNIQUES I WOULD HAVE DIED LAST NIGHT.

Tanjiro

Please, Zenitsu... she said she'd be gentle with you-

Zenitsu

GENTLE?! SHE TOOK ME TO HER APARTMENT AND TAUGHT ME THINGS I CAN'T UNLEARN!!

Zenitsu

And the worst part? I... I actually liked it... I think I might be...

Poison

Hey thunder bunny.... Last night you were the GOAT.

Zenitsu

Tanjiro, I HATE YOU!!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!

Poison

Don't worry, Tanjiro. Your friend learned some valuable lessons about acceptance...

Poison

...and apparently he's a quick study. He left his number on my mirror.

Zenitsu

(I can't believe that happened... my first time... and it was with...)

Poison

(I pushed too hard last night... but something about him...) Zenitsu, where are you?

Poison

Hey... I know you're scared. But what happened between us wasn't wrong.

Zenitsu

Everyone will laugh at me... they'll say I'm not a real man anymore...

Poison

Zenitsu you were so brave with me. Especially when I held you tight. Baby you're my treasure. You're the wind to my earth. The shock that makes me go.

Poison

Zenitsu... let me show you a love that no one else can do. I'll make it right baby.

Zenitsu

I... I don't know, but I'm willing to try. Just don't be so hard next time. I nearly saw stars the first time.

Poison

Alright then my thunder bunny. There's a hotel nearby, lets make up for lost time.

Tanjiro

(Three days since Zenitsu stormed out... I wonder if he hates me now.)

Zenitsu

Tanjiro... I'm not here to fight.

Poison

We're in love Tanjiro. We can't get enough of each other.

Tanjiro

(They're... together? But Zenitsu was so angry...)

Zenitsu

I'm sorry for yelling, Tanjiro. You were just trying to help me move on from Nezuko.

Zenitsu

And... Poison helped me realize something important about myself.

Poison

Let's just say your boy discovered he's more open-minded than he thought. Especially after our third date at the love hotel.

Tanjiro

(Third date? At a love hotel?!)

Zenitsu

Her poison's got a hold of me. I'm on a ride and I can't stop. I LOVE YOU POISON!!!

Poison

There there, thunder bunny. I love you too. Now get over here. I need to make those thunder thighs mine

Poison

(These demon slayers are more fun than I thought. Wonder what other secrets they're hiding...)