Deadpool ruins Dante’s private time

Dante

(That fight with the demon prince took more out of me than expected...)

Rias

You look like you could use some... special attention.

Akeno

We've got just the thing to restore your... energy.

Dante

Wait—did you hear that? Sounded like... breaking the fourth wall?

Deadpool

(Oh Dante, you have NO idea what kind of fanfiction you're starring in right now!)

Rias

Ignore it. Focus on us.

Dante

(That voice... it knows too much. This isn't just a demon trick...)

Deadpool

Note to self: have Dante discover he's actually in a harem anime. The look on his face will be PRICELESS!

Dante

Whoever's watching... show yourself! This ends NOW!

Deadpool

Oops! Looks like the protagonist's breaking character! Time for me to make my exit—see you in the next chapter, true believers!

Dante

(That voice... it's getting closer. And it knows way too much about what's happening here.)

Rias

Stop thinking about whatever that was. We've got much better things to focus on.

Akeno

Let us take care of you properly this time.

Deadpool

(Oh this is too perfect! The protagonist's about to get some action and I'm literally watching from the shadows like a budget horror villain!)

Dante

There! That voice again! What the hell—

Deadpool

Yo! Dante! Love what you've done with the place. Very "demon hunter gets his own harem" vibes. Ten out of ten would watch again!

Dante

You! You're the one who's been watching us! You just cock-blocked me with your meta commentary!

Deadpool

Guilty as charged! But hey, someone's gotta keep this story PG-13! Catch you later, true believers—unless the author decides to give you that harem ending after all!