Soap & Sparks: Power's Bath Brawl

Denji

Power, you smell like a dumpster fire! I'm getting Aqua to wash you whether you like it or not!

Power

How dare you, Denji! My natural musk is a symbol of my demonic superiority! This is demon discrimination!

Aqua

By the power of water purification, begone foul odors! Sacred Cleansing Deluge!

Power

How dare you wash me, you vile fiend? This is a violation of my rights. My rights to smell like ass!!!

Aqua

This is for everyone's sake! Ultimate Bath Creation - Divine Water Prison!

Power

I'll get you both for this! When I get out, I'll make sure you smell worse than Public Safety's toilet after Taco Tuesdays.

Denji

What have I done? Power will never let this go.

Aqua

Bring it on smelly girl. (I'm so not ready for this.)

Power

Behold! My enhanced demon musk is even more potent now! The stench of vengeance!

Denji

Power, what the hell did you do?! It smells like something died and came back to die again!

Aqua

(This is beyond purification... this is demonic biological warfare!) I am a GODDESS AND YOU WILL BE CLEANSED!!!!

Power

The more you try to wash away my essence, the stronger it becomes! This is the power of a true demon!

Aqua

One more try! Sacred Exorcism Purification Wave!

Power

Foolish goddess! Your purification only makes my demon stench more concentrated!

Aqua

(My goddess powers... they're being corrupted by the smell!)

Denji

We need to evacuate! The whole apartment's gonna be condemned!

Power

My ultimate demon musk has reached its final form! This apartment is now my kingdom of stench!

Denji

This can't go on. We're already two months late with rent. We have to clean this up. (Forgive me, landlord.)

Denji

CHAINSAW REVOLUTION! I'm cutting through every last molecule of this demon stench!

Aqua

Goddess's Ultimate Purification - Absolute Cleanse! This will strip away ALL impurities!

Power

No! My beautiful stench! You can't take away my identity! This is cultural erasure! I feel like a black republican.

Aqua

(It's done... The spell is irreversible. She's forever... clean.)

Power

I... I smell like... like flowers and soap. My demon essence... it's gone. I'm just... normal. How will I identify with other demons now?

Denji

Finally! But uh... Power? You okay? You're kind of... sparkling.

Power

Look at me, I'm clean. I feel like a censored rap song.

Power

(My stench... my beautiful demon stench... replaced by... lavender. I'm a fraud. I'm the Post Malone of demons.)

Denji

Hey, uh... I found your favorite cartoon channel. The one with the blood-splatter animation you like.

Power

What's the point? Clean demons don't watch cartoons. We file taxes and drink oat milk lattes.

Aqua

According to this demon psychology book, losing your signature scent is like... losing your tail. It's an identity crisis.

Denji

(She's never been this quiet. Not even when she was plotting to kill me.)

Power

(That cartoon... it does have really good blood physics...)

Denji

Look, being clean doesn't make you less of a demon. You still kicked my ass yesterday for touching your pudding.

Aqua

Besides, I left a little surprise. You still smell like death... just death with a hint of vanilla. Very marketable!

Power

(Vanilla death... I can work with that. But if anyone asks, it's still pure demon stench.)