Washu's Power-Up Potion Pandemonium!

Washu-chan

Three different formulas, each designed to push your species beyond their natural limits.

Prince

The Saiyans are a true warrior race, we don't need such pitiful drugs, pah!!!

Yoruichi

Flash step mastery comes from centuries of training, not some magic pill.

Kazuma

Uh, I'm good with my natural NEET abilities, thanks...

Washu-chan

Oh really? Vegeta, you're second to Goku. Yoruichi, Yhwach got your number. As for you Kazama, you got clapped by Himeno. You all need enhancements.

Prince

(If this could give me an edge over Kakarot...)

Yoruichi

(Let's see what this human thinks she can teach a Shihouin...)

Kazuma

(Why do I always get dragged into these things...)

Prince

WHAT?! My power level... it's making me feel... like a main character!!!

Yoruichi

I can't maintain human form! These pills are affecting my shapeshifting!

Kazuma

YES! I can feel incredible luck flowing through me! I'm going to win every gacha!

Washu-chan

Excellent! The personality-altering effects are working perfectly. Now let's see what happens when the side effects kick in...

Washu-chan

(Phase two activation! Time to observe the chaos unfold.)

Prince

I can feel it! My power level is OVER 9000 times 9000! I'm the protagonist now!

Yoruichi

Mrow... I can't transform back! My human form feels like a distant memory... meow....

Kazuma

I'm going to buy every lottery ticket in this world! I'll be richer than Aqua could ever dream!

Prince

More! I need more power! These readings are just the beginning!

Yoruichi

Stop treating me like a pet! I am Shihouin Yoruichi, not some common housecat! Now scratch my chin, meow...

Kazuma

Jackpot! Another jackpot! This is the best day of my life!

Washu-chan

(The personality matrices are destabilizing faster than projected... I need to activate the failsafe before they...)

Prince

You! You're going to give me more of those pills, or I'll destroy this entire lab!

Washu-chan

The anti-venom isn't ready yet... why did I think testing on these power levels was a good idea?

Prince

The power... it's burning from the inside. Need... more pills...

Kazuma

Wait, wait! I can explain! The pills made me do it! I didn't know they were tracking numbers!

Yoruichi

Mrrrow... the nip... it's calling to me... must... resist... but it's so good...

Washu-chan

(The anti-venom should neutralize the personality matrix... but I might have miscalculated the Saiyan DNA interaction...)

Prince

I NEED REVELANCE. I MUST SURPASS THAT CLOWN!!!

Washu-chan

The reversal agent... it's accelerating the mutation instead of curing it!

Yoruichi

Wait... the catnip... it's purging the pill's effects. I'm... I'm regaining control.

Kazuma

(The pills wore off... and now I'm back to my normal terrible luck. Guess I'm going to jail after all.)

Prince

The power... it's fading. The pain... it's teaching me something. Real strength comes from within, not from pills.

Washu-chan

(Note to self: Never test enhancement drugs on prideful warriors, ancient cat spirits, or gacha addicts. The side effects are... unpredictable.)

Washu-chan

The reversal agent should have worked by now... why is my hair still glowing red?

Kazuma

Himeno really came through... though she'll probably make me pay for this with months of chunibyo roleplay. At least Hisoka won't own me again.

Prince

(The pills gave me power, but at what cost? I became everything I hate... weak, desperate, dependent.)

Yoruichi

*Achoo!* Great... I can finally transform back, but now I'm allergic to my own cat form. The irony is killing me.

Washu-chan

The residual energy isn't fading... it's intensifying. These readings are off the charts!

Prince

No more shortcuts. I'll surpass Kakarot through my own strength, or die trying.

Yoruichi

(Note to self: find a way to weaponize this cat allergy. Could be useful against those who use feline transformations.)

Washu-chan

What's this? (A letter from the Food and drug administration) I will never financially recover from this...