Gojo: Save my family

Sasuke

I'm leaving. This conversation is pointless.

Sakura

Of course you're leaving. Too busy getting hickeys from snakes and chase blonde bimbos like Naruto. Our daughter doesn't recognize me as her mom.

Sakura

You never cared Sasuke...

Sasuke

Maybe she has good reason to doubt. After all you're so useless.

Sakura

Useless? I gave up everything for you. I could have married Naruto and been wife of a Hokage as opposed to being a single mom.

Sasuke

I NEVER LOVED YOU!!!! YOU WERE JUST A GNAT WHO WOULDN'T LET ME GO!!!!

Sakura

You think you're better. YOU RAN UP WITH ME AFTER THE MEN WERE TIRED OF YOU!!!!

Gojo

Yo, forehead girl. Why the waterworks?

Sakura

Oh Gojo, its my baby daddy. He won't commit to me.

Gojo

Portal through space, remember? Now... want to talk about why you're crying over that guy who can't even use doors properly?

Sakura

He's never here. My own daughter thinks I'm just some crazy woman claiming to be her mom.

Sakura

(How did I become this pathetic?)

Gojo

So the emo king finally showed his true colors. Took him long enough.

Sakura

He's probably off with Orochimaru getting more cursed marks! Or chasing Naruto around like some obsessed ex!

Sakura

Twelve years of marriage and he can't even remember Sarada's birthday! I stood with him, even after they said he had sugar in his tank.

Gojo

You know what? You're not wrong about him. But here's the thing - you chose this. Every day you chose to stay.

Sakura

What...

Gojo

People don't do what they want, they do what they're allowed... Sakura, Sasuke acts like this because you allow him too.

Sakura

I... I don't know how to fix this. But can I... can I have that hug now?

Gojo

Fine, but after that I'll show you how to take control.

Sakura

Oh Gojo, please help me...

Sakura

You're coming home with me, Sasuke. No more running. (I hope Gojo is right.)

Sasuke

(Oh my gosh... She has that bro energy. It's like I'm falling for her. No, I can't repeat this again.)

Sakura

Twelve years I waited. Twelve years I cried. Now you're going to be the father Sarada needs. You're gonna be the man I need.

Sasuke

(Her strength... it's overwhelming. Why is my heart racing like this?) Please I'm sorry have mercy on me.

Sakura

I'm gonna work this out with you baby and we're gonna start in the bedroom.

Sasuke

I... I never knew you could be like this. Sakura, I...

Sakura

(Finally. After all these years, I've taken back control.)

Sasuke

(This feeling... is this what I've been running from all along?)

Sakura

You were right about everything, Gojo. Taking control changed everything. Sasuke admitted he was queer and I accepted him.

Gojo

Oh? So the emo king finally learned how to use a kettle properly?

Sakura

Sasuke's been... different. Turns out he just needed someone to stop enabling his brooding. Sarada's calling me 'mom' now.

Sakura

He's actually quite domestic when he's not pretending to be emotionally constipated. That was after I breached him a few nights ago.

Gojo

So the legendary Uchiha's been reduced to househusband status? The village won't believe this gossip.

Sasuke

I... made matcha and those biscuits you like. The ones with the cherry blossoms.

Gojo

Wait. These are perfect. Too perfect. When did you learn to bake, Uchiha?

Gojo

(Something's not adding up here... Eh whatever makes him happy...) My work's done here.

Sasuke

Thanks for showing my wife the light Gojo.

Sakura

Finally, I got my man. I just needed to start wearing the pants. Thanks Gojo