Deadpool talk #3 (DP: Finally a confirmed number)

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Finally! Took you long enough Anonymous... You didn't post in a very long time. It's not because of those fuckers in Discord ain't it?! (No?!)

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Legit?! So what made you lose your motivation? (Eh, just bored ig lol) Ic ic, lemme just say hi to 2 people who encouraged ya in Discord, on nxt slide

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Hello there PaulTheBest1000 and Dominions, I just wanna say thx for encouraging my pal Anonymous here when he was kinda worried about the Mermaid stuf

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I should just call em ''A", Anonymous is too long, the word limit didn't let me finish saying out the whole word! Maybe try to extend the word limitJD

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EXACTLY! THATS WHAT I'M SAYING! I just squeezed JD without a space in between words! You should extend it to let's say... 250? Sounds reasonable right

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Wait, maybe not, that means the AI you deployed may need to charge more am I right? Fine, I respect ur decision if that's the case. Now, onto page 2.

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Heck Yeah! I have a 2nd page to this story! Surprised? Anonymous is just in the mood for Deadpool-ing since no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll-

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Yk what, screw that Eminem reference. How do I adapt to this stupid word limit?... I got it! I don't! Lmao must have got your jaws dropped am I right?

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Wow, AI is very whack, one moment I'm perfectly normal and now they give me teeth. Who'd you think I am? The Joker from DC? Marvel was right with mask

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Even my "Perfect" has gone haywire. Damn you word limit!!! I wanna ask something, I'm the best A story right? Not any of the Mermaid stuff?(Well you-

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-r the #1 in trending for your 1st one) Damn even A is getting annoyed by the word limit, damn! JD, I'm gonna speak for me, A, and all WhatIf users:

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Please, just PLEASE make the word limit longer if you can. Well if you can't then so be it, just that you'll make me-a grown man-cry TT. Till next tim

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Oh dang, with the text box limit, A actually thought the story ended and made me say goodbye to you readers, damn. I got an idea! A, how about you in-

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-vite Gwenpool to this gig? It'll be so much more fun, but censor ship cause her... Fuck it, I'm pretty sure she's above 18 right? Then no censors nee

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So apparently A decided to get me another one last min to finish my sentence, I'll just say and talk shit about other stuff, 'kay?

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So basically what I wanna say is, A, let Gwenpool in the next issue for this, it'll be so much fun! (A: ok :)) Thx A, I love you 300-(Okok, calm down)

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Holy shit, okay, although no traces are left, the AI actually analysed the earlier pages and made it into dialogue for this part! Ask A if not sure.

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Too bad he didn't save the screenshot but it'll be fine, it's a one time thingy, AI is actually flexing on its power for this page's pictures. Damn 👍🏻.

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Anyways, why'd the story start in the sewers? It can be a store, my room, and the AI chose the sewers. I ain't meeting TMNT fyi, they're not here tdy.

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So...I'm running outta things to say. So much for being the Merc with a Mouth. Wonder how comic writers think of things for my otherself to say ...

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Maybe long stories of dialogue ain't for me, yuck sewage water. But still I'm still A's favourite character for dialogue right? A: Yes) YIPEE

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Welp, guess that's it, see you in the next issue. (WITH GWENPOOL! You better Remember A, A:Yes yes, I'll remember, if not chimichangas, my treat.)