Brewed Powers

Saber

This new espresso machine... the steam has been glowing since Gilgamesh installed it.

Gil

Of course it glows. That machine brews the finest coffee using ancient Mesopotamian beans.

Illya

Artoria, try this! The customer who drank my latte started floating!

Archer

(The beans have traces of mana... someone's been tampering with the supply chain.)

Saber

One sip can't hurt... right?

Saber

My feet! They're not touching the ground!

Gil

The tablet of destinies shows... ah, the temporary flight lasts exactly until the caffeine wears off.

Archer

(Time to replace these with decaf... let's see how long their "powers" last.)

Illya

Artoria! Everyone's dropping like flies! The magic's wearing off!

Saber

I think we need to put a warning label on that machine...