Chi-Chan, When's dinner ready?

Chi-Chi

I've decided to transition. I'm going to be your father now.

Gohan

(Wait... what?! Mom just... what?!)

Goku

But... does this mean dinner's going to be late?

Gohan

Dad! This is serious! Mom just said she's becoming my father and your husband!

Chi-Chi

I've already changed my name. You will call me Chi-Chan.

Goku

So... does this mean you'll cook faster or...???

Chi-Chi

I DON'T HAVE TO COOK ANY MORE!!! THAT'S WOMEN'S JOBS!!! GO GET TAKE OUT OR SOMETHING...

Gohan

(I need to study for my physics test and now my mom wants to be my dad... I'm so hungry...)

Chi-Chi

See these muscles? This is what real men look like. No more apron strings for me!

Gohan

(Mom's biceps are bigger than mine now... and is that stubble?!)

Goku

If Chi-Chan's not cooking, I'll catch us some dinner! Nothing like fresh fish!

Gohan

(Fine. If no one's going to cook, I'll do it myself. How hard can it be?)

Gohan

Just need to add some seasoning... and maybe some vegetables... this actually smells good!

Goku

Food! I smell food! Gohan, you're the best son ever!

Gohan

(He... he ate everything. Three hours of cooking... gone in thirty seconds...) How did mom, I mean dad cook for you before???

Goku

That was amazing! Can you make more? I'm still hungry!

Chi-Chi

Welcome to manhood, son. Real men don't cook - they EAT. Better get used to being hungry.

Chi-Chi

You need to be more supportive of my transition, Goku! Real men don't act like you! You haven't even told me you loved me!

Goku

But Chi-Chan... being tough isn't what makes someone a man. A real man doesn't make his family starve.

Goku

True strength comes from protecting those you love. Like how you used to make Gohan's favorite soup when he was sick or helped me learn to read.

Chi-Chi

(He remembers... the way I'd stay up all night when Gohan had a fever... Maybe Andrew Tate doesn't have all the answers.)

Gohan

(Third pot of rice today... and Dad's just going to eat it all again...)

Chi-Chi

(Maybe... maybe I was trying so hard to be 'manly' that I forgot who I really am... A parent and in a way a caretaker for my special needs husband.)

Goku

Whether you're Chi-Chi or Chi-Chan, you're still the one who makes our house a home. Besides, I miss your soy sauce roast duck.

Gohan

(I cooked four portions... and there's nothing left. Again.)

Chi-Chi

Gohan, let me cook tonight. Real parents - regardless of gender - show love through food.

Chi-Chi

Gohan, pass me the soy sauce. We're making enough for everyone tonight.

Gohan

(Mom's I mean Dad's really cooking again... I haven't eaten a proper meal in days...)

Goku

(Smells so good... but I should wait... but I'm so hungry...)

Chi-Chi

Perfect! Rice, vegetables, and your favorite roast duck. Family dinner is back.

Goku

Finally! I'm starving!

Chi-Chi

Not so fast, mister. You need to earn this meal.

Chi-Chi

(Maybe being myself is more important than being 'manly'...) Give daddy some sugar...

Goku

(Chi-Chan's kissing me... but we're supposed to eat...)

Gohan

(While they're busy... finally, a full stomach! I WILL NOT WASTE THIS CHANCE!!!!)

Chi-Chi

Dinner's served. And Gohan? Eat slowly. There's plenty for everyone. As for you Goku get upstairs, daddy's home...