Drive-Thru Destiny

Shadow

I'll have a double chili dog combo.

Usagi

Um, excuse me? Before you order, consider if you're eating your feelings again.

Tails

That's... that's not the usual greeting. Did the speaker just call me out? I only crave chilli dogs when im gooning over sonic

Beako

Young one, that voice carries ancient wisdom. This is no mere fast-food attendant.

Shadow

Just take my damn order! I can smell the cocoa butter through the speaker!

Usagi

Your order is ready... but the real hunger you're trying to fill isn't in your stomach.I since your anus is inflamed.

Beako

(The speaker... it's not just giving advice. It's reading our souls.)

Shadow

What do you mean by real hunger? I'm here for chili dogs, not a therapy session.

Usagi

The darkness you carry isn't just about Maria cuh! Its about that yee yee ass haircut that won't get sonic to collect your chilli ring.

Tails

(How does it know about my nightmares? By never being seen by my senpai. Sonic runs faster... and my feelings left behind.)

Beako

Stop this! The contract... 400 years... I can't bear to lose him again! Not my little Bubbsy wubbsy! XD

Usagi

Your greatest wish isn't the Golden Crystal. It's to be the realist gangsta that ever did, slime.

Shadow

Enough. Whoever you are, show yourself. We're not playing your mind games anymore.

Usagi

(The speaker falls silent. Through the static, a single phrase emerges...)"buuurrr!" Your orders are ready... but the price is one memory each.

Beako

(The drive-thru speaker begins to glow with an otherworldly light. This isn't fast food anymore... it's a contract booth that reeks of flatchalint. )