Dolphin Tech & Nazarick's Cash Quest

Chopper

So... you're Ainz Ooal Gown, the dark lord of Nazarick?

Momonga

Indeed. And you're the one who summoned me to... measure dolphin reproductive health?

Astolfo

Don't worry, Ainz! I'll supervise you personally! This is gonna be fun!

Chopper

The dolphins have been... unusually aggressive during the tests. We need someone with... unique qualifications.

Momonga

(This is beneath my dignity as Supreme Being... but Nazarick needs the gold.)

Astolfo

Wait! You can't be so aggressive!

Chopper

Oh no...

Momonga

It appears my spell had... unintended consequences. This should be... educational.

Astolfo

(This is the best job ever!)

Astolfo

The secret isn't magic, it's... romance! These dolphins need to feel loved first!

Momonga

You expect me to... court dolphins? This is beneath the dignity of a Supreme Being.

Astolfo

Watch and learn! First, you need the right scent... dolphin pheromone extract mixed with rose oil!

Chopper

Wait! That's concentrated dolphin aphrodisiac! The dosage is way too strong!

Astolfo

(More is always better when it comes to love!)

Momonga

The dolphins! They're... they're forming a mating frenzy! This is not natural!

Chopper

(The samples will be contaminated! The data will be useless! We'll never get accurate readings!)

Astolfo

Look! They're so happy! This is the most successful test ever! We should bottle this and sell it!

Momonga

(I've conquered kingdoms... and now I'm being chased by amorous dolphins. Nazarick shall never know of this.)

Astolfo

So, skeleton king~ How exactly do you plan to help our dolphins with their... performance issues?

Momonga

I shall employ my supreme magical abilities to stimulate their reproductive systems directly.

Chopper

(This is going to end badly...)

Momonga

(Time Stop... then precise magical stimulation of their reproductive organs...)

Astolfo

Wait, they're not moving! Did you just stop time?!

Chopper

The vitals are spiking! Their testosterone levels are off the charts!

Momonga

Now, to channel my energy directly into their... reproductive systems.

Astolfo

THEY'RE GLOWING! They're evolving into super-dolphins!

Chopper

(The readings are impossible! This isn't virility enhancement, this is... DOLPHIN SUPER-SOLDIER CREATION!)

Momonga

(These dolphins... they're developing magical abilities. This was not the intended outcome...)