3 AM Noodle Showdown

Aqua

That's MY last seafood flavor! I blessed this konbini with my divine presence for this exact moment!

Saitama

Lady, it's 3am. I've been fighting monsters all day. This is literally the only food left in the entire store.

Aqua

Please! I'll purify your water bill for a month! I'll bless your crops! I'll... I'll turn your enemies into frogs!

Saitama

Look, there's a vending machine outside. Go bless some coins or something. This ramen has my name on it.

Aqua

(This is the third konbini tonight... My divine powers are weakening... Without proper human food, I'll fade away...)

Saitama

Fine. We'll split it. But you're adding the hot water and doing the dishes after.

Aqua

Actually... I just remembered I'm the goddess of water. I can just make my own soup from scratch.

Saitama

(She just summoned a five-star meal out of thin air and is eating it in front of me... while I'm stuck with half a cup of dry noodles.)

Aqua

See? This is what true divine power looks like. Fresh lobster bisque with scallions and-

Saitama

(At least I got the shrimp flavor half. Could be worse...)

Aqua

And watch this - I can make it swirl into a perfect spiral! No mortal chef could ever-

Aqua

(Wait, why is it pulsing like that? I didn't cast any offensive water magic...)

Saitama

Uh, your soup sphere is doing that thing where it looks like it's about to-

Aqua

No no no! Not in a confined space! My control isn't-

Saitama

(Of course. The one night I just wanted some simple noodles...)

Aqua

(My perfect five-star meal... gone... and now we're both banned from another konbini...)