Piccolo's Fade Fail

Piccolo

(First day and my first customer wants a shape up... I only know how to do fades from watching videos)

Ed

Just a clean shape up around the edges. Nothing fancy.

Piccolo

(Shape up, fade... same thing right? Just shorter on the sides...)

Ed

What did you do?! I said shape up, not fade! My hair's almost gone!

Piccolo

I thought you wanted it shorter! Fades are popular on Namek!

Ed

This is coming out of your paycheck!

Piccolo

Settle down pipsqueak! At least you have most of your hair.

Piccolo

Damn it, this is not how I had hoped my first day would go down.

Zoro

(This isn't the sword shop... but that green guy looks familiar)

Piccolo

(Oh no, not another one... wait, is that the swordsman?)

Zoro

(Since I'm here, I might as well get a fade) Oi, green man give me a skin fade.

Piccolo

(Skin fade... that's like a warrior's crest, right? Mohawk it is!)

Zoro

You gave me a pineapple cut! I wanted a fade! The fuck is wrong with you? Let me get my blades!!!

Piccolo

Oh shit. It feels like I'm back in the heights getting chased by them machete wielding Dominicans.

Zoro

(Wait... I was supposed to be at the dojo east of here...) You're lucky I got better things to do. I'll be back to slice you like a cucumber.

Zoro

Sanji's gonna roast me. Damn you Piccolo...

Gohan

Just a slight trim around the sides. Nothing dramatic.

Piccolo

(I really can't mess this up. Gohan's like a son to me.)

Gohan

Here, like this. Small snips, follow the natural line. Wow, the student has become the teacher.

Piccolo

(Small snips... follow the line... this actually makes sense) Hey, I'm starting to get this.

Gohan

Perfect! See? You can do it when you take your time.

Ed

You butchered my hair last time! I DEMAND A REFUND!!!!

Zoro

So do I. Sanji and the crew keep chasing me around with a lawn mower. I demand satisfaction.

Piccolo

Look guys I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you. (I already spent the money on my tuition. I can't let them know.)

Gohan

Look guys Piccolo isn't so bad. He did my trim just nice.

Ed

That's it. I'm gonna transmute his ass. Zoro back me up!!!

Ed

I'm done talking. This ends now, Namekian! I'll show you the power of equivalent exchange.

Zoro

My crew's laughter stops today. Prepare yourself! I'm gonna chop your head off alien scum.

Piccolo

I'll show why I'm the only one who popped Goku. SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!

Gohan

Piccolo's my dad. If you got a problem with him, then you got a problem with me. MASENKO!!!!!

Ed

Fix this? I'm fixing HIM! BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES!!!!

Gohan

Your alchemy has no power here, short stack. Go home to Winry and get a better arm.

Piccolo

Oh shit, the shop is ruined!!!! Well this is over....

Ed

(Finally... justice for my hair) Ha!! Serves your right, damn namek.

Ed

Wait a second what's this letter from Bulma? (Reads the letter.) SHE'S BUYING YOU OUT???!!!??!

Piccolo

Damn, bought out by big tech!!!! I guess I'm not cutting hair anymore...