Kay And Katyusha's Tank Swap Secrets

Kay

Your T-34 handled like a dream, Katyusha. Fast, responsive... but the suspension's a bit stiff.

Katyusha

Your Sherman is powerful, da, but too wide for narrow streets. One wrong turn and you're stuck like bear in trap.

Kay

These measurements don't match the specs. Your tank's been modified, hasn't it?

Katyusha

(She noticed the custom suspension. The Americans are more observant than I thought...)

Kay

You swapped the engine! This isn't a standard T-34 at all!

Katyusha

Of course not! Just like your Sherman isn't standard either. We've both been testing prototypes.

Kay

(The radio's active. Someone else has been listening to our entire exchange...)

Katyusha

(The entire world heard me admit to prototype modifications...)

Kay

(Our classified tank specs are trending on Pan-Euro Senshado Network...)

Katyusha

Darjeeling, you snake! This was a setup from the beginning!

Kay

Call it off! These are classified military prototypes!

Katyusha

My T-34 modifications are state secrets! You can't auction them for charity!

Kay

(Wait... if my Sherman wins this vote, my tank becomes the charity prize. But if Katyusha's T-34 wins...)

Katyusha

Actually Kay, I've been campaigning for your Sherman. 73% want the American tank for the charity auction.

Kay

(She's been manipulating the vote! My Sherman is about to become public property...)