Prince of Loss: Crypto Love

Prince

(How do I tell Bulma I lost everything on those meme stocks?)

Bulma

Vegeta, why is our account showing a zero balance?

Prince

I may have invested in some... speculative assets.

Bulma

You gambled away our entire fortune on crypto and memes?!

Rias

I could solve your financial problems, Bulma. For a price.

Bulma

You want my husband as your WHAT?!

Prince

(Choose between my pride and my wife's happiness...)

Rias

I want your Saiyan genes, Vegeta. Just one night to conceive a child with royal blood.

Bulma

Absolutely not! My taxes are due but this is insane!

Prince

(My pride as the Prince of all Saiyans... reduced to this. Why am I smiling?)

Rias

Think of it as a business transaction. Your wife gets her fortune back, I get a powerful heir. Devil and Saiyan blood mixed together. So hot.

Bulma

Vegeta, if we don't pay these taxes, they'll seize everything! Capsule Corp... our home...

Prince

(Kakarot would never be reduced to this...)

Rias

Sign here, Prince. Your pride for your family's future. Unless you'd prefer to watch Capsule Corp become a parking lot.

Prince

What should I do? (If only my dad was here.)

Bulma

Just... just go, Vegeta. Save Capsule Corp. Save everything we built.

Prince

Just like that, Bulma? What of our pride, our family?

Rias

Come, Prince. Your new life awaits.

Rias

(A prince of Saiyans, now mine to command...)

Prince

(This is humiliating... but why is my heart racing?)

Bulma

My family spent years building this company. Why'd you make me do this?

Rias

Don't worry, Bulma. I'll return him... eventually. After all I just wanted a monkey to play with. Ha ha ha ha

Bulma

Our fortune is back, but at what cost?

Bulma

I'm here for my husband. Hand him over, devil.

Rias

Take him. His ego gave me heartburn. All he does is talk about being the prince of five people all damn day. Like girl please take him back.

Prince

(I feel like Kakarot at the weigh in.) You didn't have to say it like that...

Rias

Consider this a refund. Your prince talks too much. I got a baby on the way. I don't want to see either of you any more.

Bulma

Vegeta... I'm sorry. But I got something for you.

Prince

What trick is this, woman?

Bulma

Your training room. I bought it back. Our fortune's restored.

Prince

(My dignity as a warrior... at least partially intact) Shame I won't get to see the baby I made with Rias.

Bulma

But you're banned from all trading apps. Forever. (Vegeta groans.)