Divine Derriere Dungeon Dive
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Kazuma
(Can't breathe... Aqua why is your butt so heavy!)
Aqua
K-Kazuma?! Stop struggling under there!
Megumin
Darkness, this is perfect material for my explosion magic research!
Darkness
Kazuma! If you die from Aqua-sama's divine bottom, I'll... I'll have to carry this shame forever!
Aqua
This is NOT how a goddess should be remembered!
Kazuma
(Wait... these runes... they're reacting to Aqua's... divine presence?)
Megumin
The temple's activation mechanism... it's triggered by goddess energy!
Darkness
Then we must use Aqua-sama's... unique positioning to our advantage!
Aqua
(They're going to use me as a key... while I'm sitting on Kazuma's face...)
Kazuma
(We're sliding... but Aqua is still... on my face?!)
Aqua
I-I'm a goddess! This is not dignified at all!
Megumin
The magical energy here... it's perfect for explosion practice!
Darkness
(The way Aqua-sama is positioned... this is so indecent!)
Kazuma
(The stars... they're underwater?)
Aqua
This is the Celestial Spring! If my divine energy mixes with it...
Megumin
An underwater sanctuary... but why can we breathe?
Darkness
(The statue... it looks exactly like Aqua-sama... but with sinister eyes)
Kazuma
(Behind them... the statue moved)
Aqua
W-Why is everything upside down?!
Kazuma
(This is worse than before... now gravity itself is Aqua's ally...)
Megumin
The anti-gravity field... it's amplifying my explosion radius by 300%!
Darkness
A-Aqua-sama's divine protection... is so intimate...
Aqua
The statue... it's using my divine energy as a catalyst!
Kazuma
(At this rate... I'll suffocate while the temple drains Aqua's power...)
Megumin
Explosion Magic: Maximum Output - I'll blow up the gravity field itself!
Darkness
Wait! If you explode it now, the starlight water will flood everything!
Kazuma
(Megumin's casting... and Aqua's divine energy is peaking... we're all going to die in the most ridiculous way possible...)
Aqua
These chains... they're draining my divine power!
Kazuma
(Still stuck to Aqua's... and now we're being pulled toward that statue's mouth...)
Darkness
The statue... it's treating Aqua-sama as a sacrifice!
Megumin
Darkness, grab them! I'll time my explosion to break the chains!
Aqua
Not the mouth! Anything but the mouth!
Darkness
The chains... they're too strong! Megumin, hurry!
Megumin
(Perfect timing... this will be my most spectacular explosion yet!)
Kazuma
(Megumin's casting... Aqua's divine energy is peaking... and I'm still stuck... we're all going to explode together in the most embarrassing way possible!)