Ultra-Shy Sensei, Teach Goku to Read!

Goku

This book is broken... the letters keep moving around.

Tomoko

It would help if you would face the book properly. (My god he's so hot!!!)

Goku

If I learn to read, I can finally understand what Chi-Chi wants when she writes me grocery lists. Also I can finally read these weird letters from IRS

Tomoko

(His muscles are distracting me... focus Tomoko, you're here to teach not stare!) Let's get started. Get to page one.

Goku

Sensei, what's this letter? It looks like a power level.

Tomoko

T-that's just the letter 'A'... wait, why are you glowing?!

Goku

Every time I learn a new letter, my body feels stronger! Is this the power of reading?!

Tomoko

(This isn't in the job description! How do I explain this to his wife?!) Goku, wait this house isn't built for that...

Tomoko

(The entire room is destroyed... and he thinks this is NORMAL?!)

Goku

Letter 'A' was easy. When can I get through this sentence? I got to learn how to read soon, but all I think about is fighting.

Tomoko

W-wait! What if... what if I teach you to read using fighting techniques?

Goku

You can read with fists? Show me this secret technique!

Tomoko

S-so this kanji reads 'ki'... it means energy, like your aura!

Goku

KI! I know KI now! This reading thing is like unlocking new forms!

Tomoko

(It worked! He's actually excited about reading for once.)

Goku

Wait... this magazine looks like something my wife would read. I didn't know you had a subscription to Cosmo.

Tomoko

(OH GOD!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID THAT GET HERE.)

Tomoko

(He opened to the page with my ranking of hottest anime guys... and he's number one...)

Goku

Says here I'm 'number one with a power level over 9000 hearts.' You think I'm cute, sensei? I gotta admit I didn't think you were a fan.

Tomoko

S-stop it! Just... just focus on reading the article like you promised! (I'll never live this down. I need a edible, right NOW!!!!)

Goku

(She's crying... I messed up. Time to make it right.)

Goku

"Daily... running... improves... cardiovascular... health..."

Tomoko

(He's actually reading... my impossible student is reading...) You're actually doing it...

Goku

Sensei! I can read the word 'marathon'! Does this mean I can run one now?

Tomoko

I mean, you did nearly tear up my room with all your excitement an hour ago. C'mon now it's time for you to get back home.

Goku

Yeah, Chi-Chi gets lonely when I'm gone. Hopefully she cooked something I'm starving.

Goku

Sensei, I finished the economics book you gave me last week. Can we try something harder?

Tomoko

(He actually read Adam Smith? My student who couldn't tell 'A' from a power level...)

Goku

Look! I even wrote notes in the margins. Chi-Chi says my handwriting is getting better too!

Tomoko

(These notes are actually insightful... wait, is he holding the book upside down?)

Goku

Oops! Old habit. But I swear I know which way is up now. See? Chapter seven discusses market equilibrium.

Tomoko

Okay hotshot, if you really understand markets... then explain why my favorite manga keeps getting canceled despite high sales!

Goku

Maybe it had more to do with inefficient company practices, low morale, or other issues do with the market place.

Tomoko

Wow, he actually articulated a whole sentence. Maybe I'm not so worthless after all!!!!