Love for a price: Sanji at a crossroads

Sanji

Nami-swan... how could you sell me like some commodity? I loved you and wanted to treasure you for all time.

Nami

Your constant swooning got exhausting, cook. Makoto-chan actually wants your attention. Besides, I love money and my peace.

Nami

Now Sanji, please go back to Makoto. (I can't believe I'm doing him like this.)

Mako

Oh Sanji, there you are. It's been too long baby.

Sanji

Makoto please don't take me back.

Mako

We're gonna be together Sanji. I bought you fair and square. Now get back here before I get angry.

Nami

(Why does this feel so wrong? He was just annoying... right?) Take care you two.

Sanji

Nami-swan... I'll always love you!

Sanji

Nami-swan's smile... I'll never see it again.

Mako

Tell me more about Nami, the woman who sold you to me.

Sanji

Her smile, her scent, her no nonsense approach to running the ship. She was a hard ass, but graceful.

Mako

So, you like a no nonsense hard ass type of woman. Well do I have news for you.

Mako

I was always a no nonsense type. Even when I was a man. I ran all the bullies off and claimed a few. Yet, everyone got so scared of me.

Sanji

What? You used to be a...

Mako

I married you because men were always too scared of the real me. But you're different, aren't you Sanji? You'll love me regardless. Now get over here!

Sanji

Oh my...

Mako

Not bad for your first time with a real woman, cook. We'll practice until you're worthy of me.

Sanji

(I feel so different. I never knew that someone like her can be pretty but intense.)

Mako

You were the playboy that became my lover boy. Your buns aren't just fresh in the kitchen, huh?

Nami

GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM, YOU PSYCHO! If I had known what you would have done, I wouldn't have sold Sanji.

Sanji

(I'm torn. Sure Nami wants to take me back, but Makoto is so fierce with me)

Mako

He belongs to me now. You had your chance and you sold him like livestock. Only I know how to be with Sanji. Face it you never claimed him like me.

Nami

Sanji, come with me. I was wrong. You're not property... you're nakama. I'll never let you go.

Sanji

(One hand offers freedom with the woman who betrayed me... the other offers captivity with someone who claims to love me...)

Mako

You're mine now, Sanji. Its time so show Nami why you love me.

Nami

He deserves better than being someone's property!

Sanji

Makoto you....

Mako

Oh Sanji, when I had my love in you. I knew you would be mine.

Nami

(What have I done...) She really claimed him ass and heart...

Sanji

I can't help it Nami, Makoto wore me out.

Mako

That's right Sanji. Now get ready for round two.

Nami

Its always the good ones. Damn it, now who's gonna cook and simp over me? Maybe Ussop can learn some recipes...