A romp in the underworld

Light

This isn't what I expected after death. Where's the nothingness?

Trap King

Welcome to hell baby. I'm Astolfo, and you're gonna be my new man.

Trap King

Come now, Light. I want you and I like you. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Light

I'm not interested in men. We're not doing this any way. Now back off.

Trap King

How cute, you think you got a choice here. You're mine.

Light

(Why am I not pulling away? This body... it's responding despite my will.)

Trap King

That's it love. Come here, let me show you how we femboys get down.

Light

I'm feeling something new, something I've never felt before. OH ASTOLFO!!!!

Light

What a wild night. I never felt so churned like that.

Trap King

Morning, my love. How are you holding up? Its not so easy after the first time.

Light

I... I've never felt this before. This warmth in my chest. Is this what love feels like? It doesn't help that I'm feeling sore too.

Trap King

Oh Light, you've spent your whole life playing god, but never learned to be human. Let the pain set in baby. Its how I humble my mens.

Light

(All those years thinking I was above human emotion... I was just empty.) Oh Astolfo, when I'm with you I feel human.

Trap King

That's what I do. Now do you want breakfast, you know I always stay on TOP of caring for you.

Trap King

(Oh god I'm so embarrassed I actually got to claim such a hottie...)

Light

Sure, I'll take a bacon egg and cheese sandwich. (I wonder if he has a massager for my back...)